Happy Birthday to Me Statuses

The best collection of happy birthday to me statuses for you to pick from to use on facebook or other social networks and messaging apps/sites.

It took me XX years to look this good.

I learned that birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.

I'm convinced that birthdays are just nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

I wish I have true friends that remember my birthday... but not my age.

I can't believe with all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Did you know I was born on my birthday?

Thanks for all of the birthday messages. To those that didn't send one: "No cake for you!"

I was born on this day exactly XX years ago. Congratulate me for making it this long.

Currently in denial.

I'm kind of a big deal today.

Eating cake and opening presents, it doesn't get much better than this.

My birthday wish is that someone would leave me a nice message.

Trying to blow out all of the candles on my birthday cake.

When I say, "My birthday is not a big deal", I'm lying.

I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyways

Next time you see me, I'll be a year older.

I'm ready ready for another 365 day journey around the sun.

I'm one year closer to my demise.

I had a long day of opening presents and blowing out candles... I think I should get some rest.

Everyday someone has a special day, and today is mine.

Today is my birthday. The only reason I'm telling you is so you'll remember to send me my present.

I'm celebrating a very important person's birthday today... Mine!

Thanks for all of the birthday wishes, they helped make me feel really special on my special day.

Putting out the fire on my birthday cake.

Today is my favorite holiday. Yup, its my birthday!

Today's my birthday... Give me money.

On a date with presents and cake...

It's my birthday and I'll party if I want to.

Feel free to call me King/Queen YOUR NAME today.

Today is the most important day of the year... Yup, you guessed it, it's my birthday.