Happy Birthday to Me Statuses

The best collection of happy birthday to me statuses for you to pick from to use on facebook or other social networks and messaging apps/sites.
  • Thanks in advance for all of the birthday messages.
  • Happy birthday to me.
  • I'm not just a year older I'm also a year wiser and better looking.
  • It took me XX years to look this good.
  • I learned that birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.
  • I'm convinced that birthdays are just nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • I wish I have true friends that remember my birthday... but not my age.
  • I can't believe with all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
  • Did you know I was born on my birthday?
  • Thanks for all of the birthday messages. To those that didn't send one: "No cake for you!"
  • I was born on this day exactly XX years ago. Congratulate me for making it this long.
  • Currently in denial.
  • I'm kind of a big deal today.
  • Eating cake and opening presents, it doesn't get much better than this.
  • My birthday wish is that someone would leave me a nice message.
  • Trying to blow out all of the candles on my birthday cake.
  • When I say, "My birthday is not a big deal", I'm lying.
  • I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyways
  • Next time you see me, I'll be a year older.
  • I'm ready ready for another 365 day journey around the sun.
  • I'm one year closer to my demise.
  • I had a long day of opening presents and blowing out candles... I think I should get some rest.
  • Everyday someone has a special day, and today is mine.
  • Today is my birthday. The only reason I'm telling you is so you'll remember to send me my present.
  • I'm celebrating a very important person's birthday today... Mine!
  • Thanks for all of the birthday wishes, they helped make me feel really special on my special day.
  • Putting out the fire on my birthday cake.
  • Today is my favorite holiday. Yup, its my birthday!
  • Today's my birthday... Give me money.
  • On a date with presents and cake...
  • It's my birthday and I'll party if I want to.
  • Feel free to call me King/Queen YOUR NAME today.
  • Today is the most important day of the year... Yup, you guessed it, it's my birthday.

Also see: Best Birthday Messages | Happy Birthday Wishes | Inspirational Birthday Wishes

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