May you stay forever young.
- Bob Dylan

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- Fred Astaire

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
- Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
- Lucy Larcom

It takes a long time to grow young.
- Pablo Picasso

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Unkown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- H. V. Prochnow

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- C.E.M. Joad

The first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.
- Garson

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope

Youth has no age.
- Pablo Picasso

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain

We grow too soon old and too late smart.
- Pennsylvania Dutch proverb

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Ubie Blake

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
- J. P. Sears

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
- George Harrison

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Chili Davis

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille ball

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
- Maurice Chevalier

Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
- Alexander Pope

The more things change, the more they remain the same.
- Alphonse Karr

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
- Ellen Glasgow

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
- Sir Norman Wisdom

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
- Les Brown

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
- Lewis Carroll

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."
- Stephen Wright

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
- George Burns

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
- Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

How far that little candle throws his beams!
- William Shakespeare

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.
- Billy Mills

May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift

I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
- Stephen Wright

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
- George Santayana

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
- William Butler Yeats

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
- Sammy Hagar

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
- Anna Magnani

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
- Martin Buxbaum

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton