Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.

You're not getting older. You're just a little closer to dying!

I'm too lazy to pick out a birthday message, go to BirthdayMessages.com and pick one out for yourself. Happy birthday!

Want to know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday? I'll tell you later.

You know you're grown up when you stop growing tall and start growing wide.

I wouldn't say that you are old; you've just been around longer than most of us.

Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

Some say the glass is half empty.
Others say the glass is half full.
It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

Happy birthday to you
Stick your head down the loo
And because its your birthday
I'll flush it for you!

You are only as old as you act.

Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.

What goes up, but never comes down? Your age!

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

It is a fact that too many birthdays will kill you.

How come you kou keep on aging like fine wine, while I'm aging like moldy cheese?

Some things get better with age. Too bad you aren't one of them.