Funny Birthday Messages

  • Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
  • So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.
  • You're not getting older. You're just a little closer to dying!
  • I'm too lazy to pick out a birthday message, go to and pick one out for yourself. Happy birthday!
  • Want to know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday? I'll tell you later.
  • You know you're grown up when you stop growing tall and start growing wide.
  • I wouldn't say that you are old; you've just been around longer than most of us.
  • Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
  • Men age like wine, women age like milk.
  • Some say the glass is half empty.
    Others say the glass is half full.
    It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Happy birthday to you
    Stick your head down the loo
    And because its your birthday
    I'll flush it for you!
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
  • What goes up, but never comes down? Your age!
  • At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.
  • It is a fact that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • How come you kou keep on aging like fine wine, while I'm aging like moldy cheese?
  • Some things get better with age. Too bad you aren't one of them.

Also see: Happy Birthday Messages | Best Birthday Quotes | Birthday Wishes for Friends

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