Congratulations, you've made it through a third of your life.

Don't think of it as your 30th birthday; It's really the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.

You're not 30, you're 29 + 1.

Happy 30th birthday.

Don't worry about turning 30. You'll get used to it... of course, you'll be 40 by then.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler

You're just an 18 year old with 12 years of experience.

After your 30th birthday, you'll be officially closer to 40 than to 20.

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.
- Blair Sabol