Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- Branch Rickey

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
- Bernard Baruch

We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
- Emily Dickinson

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- Branch Rickey

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- C.E.M. Joad

The first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.
- Garson

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille ball

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
- Maurice Chevalier

Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
- Alexander Pope

I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
- Stephen Wright