Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

Some say the glass is half empty.
Others say the glass is half full.
It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

Happy birthday to you
Stick your head down the loo
And because its your birthday
I'll flush it for you!

You are only as old as you act.

Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

You're a hard person to shop for, so I didn't get you anything. Happy birthday.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake...

Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed... to blow all of the candles out.

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."

You think you are old? You're not old... you were old last year, this year you're ancient.