Funny Birthday Messages
Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
You're older.
You're wiser.
You're sophisticated.
You're far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.
You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise. Happy Bday!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Smile while you’ve still got the teeth, Happy birthday.
So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!
