Funny Birthday Messages
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
An old fart is as good as a new one.
You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!
You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier!
Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
Another year older, none the wiser.
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.
