Funny Birthday Messages
You're another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Happy Birthday you old fart.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Another year, another new place thet aches.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)
